DEFAULTY FASHION: SHIRT OFF MY BACK
by Mathologist


   Individual expression: what would we do without it? I for one, am Damn glad I was never forced to wear a uniform in school or at work. Originality in Hip Hop is a must. Which is why I love to flaunt Industry T-shirts I've aquired during my tenure at Kronick. Not just any promotional T-shirt mind you, but the those of the jankier sorts. There are typically two types of responses to my ill-coveted wardrobe. Because not everyone has access to these silk screened gems, envy is sometimes envoked. I can feel the piercing stare of certain Mo' Thugs fans from across the room when they peep my steez. At which the question arises, "Where did you get that shirt Homie?" Then there are those who can't appreciate my high-tech humor, especially if they think I'm a fan and I purchased the shirt. This is the time when it's almost impossible to talk my way into the club or romance that girl to give up the digits. Either way, I love the attention and the ways in which I can match my everchanging mood with one of those short-sleeved billboards.


t-shirt humour
Keith Sweat> Sometimes I'm motivated to a little exercise. Nothing juices me up more than Keiff when I scoots to the skate park.
t-shirt humour
Black Monks> The pride and joy of my wardrobe. It's so obscure that people actually think I'm cool. And it matches my gold fronts.
t-shirt humour
Kane & Abel> The most hard edged of my collection. Ideal for reppin' with my boys. I gotcha back homie!
t-shirt humour
Mo' Thugs Family> Why would anyone want to wear this. It takes big balls I tell you. This is my super-hero outfit a la Bobby Digi.
t-shirt humour
Bulworth> I can only mis-represent this shirt when I want to appeal to the mainstream audience and exercise my mental mind tricks.
t-shirt humour
K-Ci & JoJo> I'm in the mood for love simply because you're near me. An excellent shirt for first dates. I'm the macaroni with the cheese.

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